May222012
5PM
thegirlwiththeblueribbon:

gofuckyourselftomhiddleston:

Tom, you realize you’re a grown fucking man right?
That you are, in fact, over the age of five and probably should not be twirling things?
Fucker.

What is it with these British actors and twiddling things?

thegirlwiththeblueribbon:

gofuckyourselftomhiddleston:

Tom, you realize you’re a grown fucking man right?

That you are, in fact, over the age of five and probably should not be twirling things?

Fucker.

What is it with these British actors and twiddling things?

(Source: yersifanel)

4PM
3PM
3PM

aahimself:

(Posted it on Vimeo because i reached my video upload limit here on tumblr. Enjoy!)

Alex: HEYYYYY!

Crowd: HEYYYY

Alex: I said, HEYYYYY!

Crowd: HEYYYY!

Alex: Everybody say….wait….everybody say ALL TIME LOW!

Crowd: ALL TIME LOW!

Alex:Everybody say JACK HAS A SMALL PENIS!

Crown: JACK HAS A SMALL PENIS!

Alex: It’s True!

Jack: Fuck you, Alex!

Alex: I said, HEEEEYY!

Crowd: HEEEEYYYY!

Alex:I said, HEEEEYYY!

Crowd: HEEEEYYY!

Alex: I said JACK’S DICK IS SMALL!

Crowd: JACK’S DICK IS SMALL!

(Repeat again)

Alex: I said HEEEEYYY!

Crowd: HEEEYYY!

(Repeat again)

Alex: I said JACK’S DICK IS SMALL!

Crowd: JACK’S DICK IS SMALL!

Alex: I said IT’S REALLY FUCKING TINY! 

*laughs*

Jack: You know, dude. I cant start this next song till you guys chant something that i wanna hear

Alex: What could you possibly wanna hear that will make you feel good?

Jack: That I’m beautiful unlike any other.

Alex: THE BEARD IS REALLY GROSS!

Crowd: THE BEARD IS REALLY GROSS!

Alex: SHAVE FOR YOUR FAMILY!

Crowd: SHAVE FOR YOUR FAMILY!

Alex: THEY WILL LIKE YOU BETTER

Crowd: THEY WIL LIKE YOU BETTER.

Jack: WHY ARE YOU LISTENING TO HIM, HE’S AN EVIL MAN!

(Alex picked up a G-string)

Jack: I WAS GONNA BUY YOU GUYS TACO BELL BUT IM NOT GONNA DO IT ANYMORE. I was gonna do it!

Alex: (shows jack the g-string) HEY! your underwear came off! whose are these? Jack, Jack, I think your dad is here!!

(via couldntsurvivethefall)

6AM

Flawless human being is flawless.

(Source: lejazzhot, via axsm)

6AM
May212012
11PM
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“I’m scared of ghosts, Pudge. And home is full of them.” Alaska Young - Looking For Alaska
5PM
“My question is: why do good people get rotten lots in life?” The Colonel - Looking For Alaska
5PM
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

klexquisite:

moriartyyy:

timetravellingtimelord:

stravaganza:

dudeufugly:

kavi-is-a-bug:

noottersontheflightdeck:

ununpentium:

Ladies and Gentlemen, the Reichenbach Fall made MORE EMOTIONAL. More feels. More tears. I never thought it possible.

NO

NO

NO

NO

NO

NO

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

NO

ILLEGAL

NOT ALLLOWED

TAKE IT BACK

NO

NO NO NO
Noooooo
no nope
NEIN NEIN NEIN
NÖ!

WHY WOULD YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT DOING SOMETHING LIKE THIS

AHHH FUCK THIS

FUCK THAT

TEARS

MANY TEARS

  n nO ofucfCK FUCK FUCFK NOCSDFHLG;FDFSH

I DONT WANT IT TAKE IT BACK I CANT

NO 

NO 

NO

SCREAMS

WHO GAVE YOU ACCESS TO A COMPUTER

(Source: the-visual, via autoclave-heart)

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3PM

tothicus:

what movie? alice in wonderland?

the matrix

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